someone on yahoo answers just called a microwave “the wave” im choking
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
(Source: magentamayhem)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- me: crocs
- me: auto play on blogs
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
how can a person sleep in clothes like I just don’t understand