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magicconchshell:

someone on yahoo answers just called a microwave “the wave” im choking

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

(Source: motionburnsthemood)

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: magentamayhem)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

(Source: dullantsy)

  • friend: there's nothing worse than death
  • me: final seasons
  • me: post-concert depression
  • me: when there's no food
  • me: fictional characters dying
  • me: hipsters blogs
  • me: your crush asks someone else out
  • me: no wi-fi
  • me: crocs
  • me: auto play on blogs
  • friend:
  • me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

how can a person sleep in clothes like I just don’t understand

leonmcgann:

the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it.

leonmcgann:

the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it.

(Source: cross-love)